What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

Twerk

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.