March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Miley Jokes More Miley Jokes

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Miley Cyrus Jokes More Miley Cyrus Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Wreck Ball Jokes More Wreck Ball Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.