What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.