What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.