What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

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What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

Twerk

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What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball