What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.