What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.