What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.