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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.