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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Wreck Jokes More Wreck Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.