How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

Lola.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change it to what