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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?