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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!