How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.