What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What's the difference between U and I?

J