What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.