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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n