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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips