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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.