What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"