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What's the difference between U and I?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible