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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio