What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!