One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because his mother was in a jam.
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Yew
On the perineum falcon!
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
A widow.
Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.
Ralph Neighder!
