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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

World Jokes More World Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Ensure Jokes More Ensure Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio