One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Nothing, she's fine.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
When he's a billionaire.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Because it's soda pressing
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Look Ma, no hands!
George Lucas.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Ralph Neighder!
Leonardo Di Cardio
