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How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy