What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking