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Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Love

Love

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.