Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Audiophile Jokes More Audiophile Jokes

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Anime Character Jokes More Anime Character Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.