Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

What do you say to a women with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.