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Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy?

All of them.

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

One's a phony buck.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception