Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!