Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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