Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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He didn't use enough force...

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.