A frothel
Ones a cunning array of stunts...
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because all of the investors pulled out.
To blow of a little steam
Arggg! thar she blows
Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.
Through the Hodor
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!
To get laid.
Hodor
Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!
Hoe hoe hoe!
To a brothel.
Through the Hodor!
They can't get enough booty.
With a Hodor
Hodor.
A Hodor...
Brothel Sprouts.
Because he was inuit to win it
Celebrity adoption.
They stay with 3 ho's
The North Pole
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
He didn't use enough force...
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
One is a cunning array of stunts.
I'm game.
Because I saw so.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.