Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!