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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Investor Jokes More Investor Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.