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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

Investor Jokes More Investor Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.