Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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How Did the Janitor Get Rich?

Sweepstakes.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.