Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
I ain't Willie Nelson.
The second one.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
His property was Fur Elise
Iced lolly.
In a shavings account.
There were no jokes in the Post.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
They wished it was Anubis.
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
A genie.
A miso-genie!
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Rich AND famous, apparently
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.