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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here