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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!