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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!