What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!