What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

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I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

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Bissell

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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A genie.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here