What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush