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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.