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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.