Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!