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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Sir Veillance

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James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!