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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!