Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.