Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers