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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.