Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.