Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.