How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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By walking... jk rolling

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Walking JK, Rolling.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling