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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling