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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.