Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.