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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!