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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey?

How're ye gettin' on

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!