Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can a law student make it?

Lowering the bar. or not to.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.