Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.