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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

Because he was mortall.