What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood