What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!