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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.