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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Giddy Jokes More Giddy Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!