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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!