What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.