What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.