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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.