What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.