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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now