Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.