Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.