Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

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What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

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An algebra

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.