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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.