Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.