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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.