Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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She had mittens!

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Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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