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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*