How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough: