How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What's a cats most common written thought?

Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.