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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!