How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!