What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.