What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.