What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.