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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!