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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

A daeshcam

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary