What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway.