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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."