Camel Jokes

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree!

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of bird always sticks together?

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.