A palindromedary.
Pregnant
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Humphrey.
They both spit.
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
A horse made by committee.
Humpfree!
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Andromedary
He has a cigarette!
A lumpy milkshake.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She thought she was a dromedary.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Camel can go days without drinking!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A camel auto!
A place where people parked their camels!
Lost.
They we're tied!
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Because he had no one to look up to.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
It saves its sole.
Divorce!
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Shiver me timbers!
February 14th.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
Old Jed's a millionaire.
You've got a lot of potential, son.
