A palindromedary.
Pregnant
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Humphrey.
It's full of Arab Seamen.
They both spit.
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
A horse made by committee.
Humpfree!
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Andromedary
He has a cigarette!
A lumpy milkshake.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She thought she was a dromedary.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Camel can go days without drinking!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A camel auto!
A place where people parked their camels!
Lost.
Burger King didn't cover his whopper.
Because they are already covered.
I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.
Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
A man holding an aardvark.
It's tail!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A little bear!
The retail store!
Law-suits
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because you can put it in someones drink
