A palindromedary.
Pregnant
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Humphrey.
It's full of Arab Seamen.
They both spit.
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
A horse made by committee.
Humpfree!
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Andromedary
He has a cigarette!
A lumpy milkshake.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She thought she was a dromedary.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Camel can go days without drinking!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A camel auto!
A place where people parked their camels!
Lost.
To keep their foreskins from creeping up.
Because old habits die hard.
The other whale didn't humpback.
That sounded a lot better in my head
Because it will go right over his head
Llamanated
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Most things.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
Through the windshield
Bark you car on the drive!
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
He took a ship.
