A palindromedary.
Pregnant
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Humphrey.
They both spit.
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
A horse made by committee.
Humpfree!
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Andromedary
He has a cigarette!
A lumpy milkshake.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She thought she was a dromedary.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Camel can go days without drinking!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A camel auto!
A place where people parked their camels!
Lost.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
On duck tape!
High Steaks
A property
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
A horoscope.
Sea++
At a Pair of Docks
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
A Stick.
Shall we walk home or take a dog
Casper the Friendly Pickle.
