A palindromedary.
Pregnant
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Humphrey.
It's full of Arab Seamen.
They both spit.
A hot mess.
They are full of Iranian seman
A horse made by committee.
Humpfree!
Because it's Camel-flaged...
Andromedary
He has a cigarette!
A lumpy milkshake.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."
She thought she was a dromedary.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
Lawrence of Dublin.
Because they're full of Arab seamen.....
Camel can go days without drinking!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A camel auto!
A place where people parked their camels!
Lost.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Look mom, an angel!
Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
1%
Quantum Mechanics.
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
Just ice.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
The retail store.
This is the end.
Reptiles.
Because they came from afar.
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
