What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!