What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!