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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!