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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's