Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!