Because their mother was in a jam!
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
How I bought your mother
Because he couldn't get a date!
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!
If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.
His mom was in a jam!