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Stra Wberry Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Young Strawberry Jokes More Young Strawberry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.