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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.