What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.