What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.