What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in