What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.