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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why is sperm white?

Because it can swim

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.