What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.