What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.