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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!