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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!