What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.