What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Starfish Jokes More Starfish Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.