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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine