Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor