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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings