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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.