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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns?

One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What's the temperature inside a TaunTaun?

Lukewarm

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!