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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.