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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!