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What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Temperature Jokes More Temperature Jokes

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Non Jokes More Non Jokes

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!