What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.