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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.