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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.