What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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Amazon.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.