What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"