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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Radical Jokes More Radical Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.