When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

My brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!