When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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I reply "Taxes."

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Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

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A Jolly Rancher.

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Help! I'm melting!

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!