There's no jack
Being 5 foot 6
Because in charge Yoda was.
A Curtis-y flush
3
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Invisibility
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A bus full of old people
A small medium at large
When it's intersected by a plane
The NBA
Because 5 8 13!
I can't even...
I personally can't stand 5K's
Coach.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A decade Ba dum tish.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it was 2 turnt up
Because 7 8 9
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
February 14th.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A caterpillar
About 5 drinks
5-5-2-2.
My hand.
Five more years of Cameron
Tetris
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
They both have dead walkers.
Dalai Lama job interview)
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Pee in a cup.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
A pit bull in a kindergarten
4 or 5.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
5 past Lundqvist
I feel positively charged!
Because "6, 7 ate".
ME: 5 stops.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Squish it in your hand.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
They are both unlike radicals.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Nah brah, tadah brah!
Brexit
Bakin'!
They both steal cookies)
Not /r/movies.
I have explosive diarrhea.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
European.
An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
My record is 21 years.
Because the instructions were clear.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
