There's no jack
Being 5 foot 6
Because in charge Yoda was.
A Curtis-y flush
3
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Invisibility
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A bus full of old people
A small medium at large
When it's intersected by a plane
The NBA
Because 5 8 13!
I can't even...
I personally can't stand 5K's
Coach.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A decade Ba dum tish.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it was 2 turnt up
Because 7 8 9
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
February 14th.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A caterpillar
About 5 drinks
5-5-2-2.
My hand.
Five more years of Cameron
Tetris
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
They both have dead walkers.
Dalai Lama job interview)
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Pee in a cup.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
A pit bull in a kindergarten
4 or 5.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
5 past Lundqvist
I feel positively charged!
Because "6, 7 ate".
ME: 5 stops.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Squish it in your hand.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
They are both unlike radicals.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
God bless America.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
Good jab.
Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Chair you go again asking more questions!
She peed her pants (read out loud)
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
So we can think about a solution in silence
