There's no jack
Being 5 foot 6
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because in charge Yoda was.
A Curtis-y flush
3
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.
Invisibility
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
A small medium at large
When it's intersected by a plane
The NBA
Because 5 8 13!
I can't even...
I personally can't stand 5K's
Coach.
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
A decade Ba dum tish.
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it was 2 turnt up
Because 7 8 9
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
February 14th.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A caterpillar
About 5 drinks
5-5-2-2.
My hand.
Five more years of Cameron
Tetris
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
They both have dead walkers.
Dalai Lama job interview)
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Pee in a cup.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
A pit bull in a kindergarten
4 or 5.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
5 past Lundqvist
I feel positively charged!
Because "6, 7 ate".
ME: 5 stops.
Squish it in your hand.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
They are both unlike radicals.
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
Don't be alfredo.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
There's a clock on the stove.
Patty
Looking sharp.
THESE are the brakes!
He went on furlong-er.
Because 7 ate 9
A misteak.
A mistake
My record is 21 years.
