Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.