Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything