Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.