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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

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Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.