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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

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Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What do you call an angle that is cute?

Acute angle.

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.