Just add a G and now she's gone.
An emo-g
They're not infallible
Beer.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because everything they have disappears
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.