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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk