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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.