Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself