Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

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Chit-Shatting

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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself