Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

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Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road?

Because he was too chicken! Sorry.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself