Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
In a bucket.
Because the chicken was having a day off!
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because he's a real dawg.
E V E R Y W H E R E
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
Chit-Shatting
With rice.
Because he was too chicken! Sorry.
