Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.