What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.