The Atlantic Ocean.
Nothing, they just waved.
Columbus
Okay men, get on the ship.
Columbus.
Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)
You wave.
Because the bus hit him.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
A doctor
Because that's what they did last year.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
A man.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
With a crowbar.