Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.