Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!