Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What did the two oceans say to each-other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.