Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.