Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other