Atlantic Ocean Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Pacific Ocean Jokes More Pacific Ocean Jokes

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.