It tears your apart.
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Because red shirts die easily.
The Atlantic Ocean.
The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
With a crowbar
River Derci. Sorry.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
With a crowbar.
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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
Operation Yewtree.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Mediterranean Sea
A crowbar.
The Mediterranean Sea.
With a Crowbar!!!!!
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
With a crow bar.
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
May Divorce be with you.*
A condom.
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
By concentration.
The Mediterranean.
Divorce
The Mexican said, "A border".
Cha-chink!
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Names
It Hertz
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
Surrey.
Its a part Tide
George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
Pounds
From a distance they look like hares!
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