A condom.
One can... "Get Hard"
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
So she can have a doggie bag for later.
A. Both are made to capture special moments.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
Cancer. ()
Divorce
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
The Pope!
Because Jesus saves.