What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.