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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.