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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Catholic Church Jokes More Catholic Church Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.