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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!