What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms