Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.