Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.