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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.