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Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!